How do you recognise a pilot at a party where there are thousands of people?

Answer:

Don’t worry … He will tell you

What have an airplane and a woman in common?

Answer : Whenever they go quiet, it’s usually not good.

For more jokes visit the flight attendant jokes collection.

Good morning Ladies and Gentleman, Ex-colleagues, Passengers and Friends,

Welcome on board my new website.

I’ve been working as a flight attendant for 6 years and now I have moved on to a new life in the diving industry www.diving-lessons.info

Working as a F/A was great and I have so many good and funny memories and jokes that I’m scared to forget them.

I feel it’s time to write them down and share them with you.

Have a good time reading and don’t forget to write down your jokes.

Thank you for visiting flight attendant dot net.

Caroline